Things I did NOT expect to see in my son's hands/mouth today (featured in chronological order, and completely non-fictional)
1. Chalk (in the mouth, chewed up and ready for digesting.)
2. VERY sharp scissors
3. Toilet bowl brush (twice)
4. My brand new blushes (all 5 of them - DE-stroyed.)
5. Tweezers (weapon of choice to destroy said blushes)
6. A kitchen knife
7. His father's cell phone (that's now broken, thanks to him)
8. An entire round loaf of sourdough bread (in the mouth)
9. My coffee (for like the 37,000th time - he ONLY wants mine (it's all sweet and creamy), and I swear he's got a heat-seeking missle on his head aimed straight at my cup no matter how high I can get it)
10. Halls lozenges
11. a LIVE cockroach (oh wait - that was yesterday - my bad.)
12. a toy I keep throwing away
13. and... um... hmm... I must be missing something.
14. Oh ya. Some miscellaneous spice jars.
Suddenly today, I believe he developed teensy tiny little octopusses on his hands that are unable to be seen by the human eye, but which allow him to grab an obscene amount of hazardous items from every thinkable surface of his little world. Hip hip hooray!! I LOVE this stage! I'm sorry... WHO said boys were easier than girls??
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NO way! Yeah, sounds like you have been just a little busy.
Don't you sometimes miss the days when they just sat there, unable to grab anything!? And of course there are days when you miss the days when they didn't SAY anything!
I don't know who said it but they were incorrect.
Did someone say that? They were lllllyyyyinnnngggg!!! *lol*
My boy is not easier than my girls.
Blog Hopping---HP
Yikes. Sounds like someone is keeping you on your toes! I am always surprised how I can turn my back for two seconds and during that time my boys can find something mischievious to get into!
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~Anastasia Beaverhousin
That was amazing... no way are boys easier than girls... my son is 14yo and he still puts weird stuff in his mouth.
Etcetera - blog hopper
A live cockroach? Ack! :::shivers:::
I LOOOOOVE my girls, but my youngest still puts everything in her mouth. I thought I had "lost" all of the markers, but she still ends up every day with a blue/pink/purple/green mouth.
Ok, so the toilet bowl brush thing...totally had me rolling on the floor laughing.
Your son should meet my youngest daughter. I swear they are a match made in heaven!
the toilet brush in the mouth...that will one day be excellent blackmail material. :)
Oh man, you have had a busy day!! And girls do the same things, at least mine did. But I have to say that I am so thrilled to be out of that stage! Best of luck to you, he sounds like a handful but he is a cutie!
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the bombed mom
I have four boys, and if they're supposed to be easier . . . wow. I feel sorry for mom's of girls!
DrunkenHoney~blog hoppin'!
That is crazy. There are little magicians..magicians I tell you!
Chas - blog hoppin'
boys are waaaaaay more physical than girls. girls...waaaaaay more whiny! personally...i need a vacation from both!
Let's see:
1: Chalk : yes, been there
2. scissors: no
3. toilet brush: yes
4. Blushes: No, mascara: yes
5. tweezers: yes
6. knife, no
7. cell phone: he's destroyed 5
8. bread: yes
9. coffee: nope
10. lozenges: no
11. cockroach and cricket
12. trash: yes
13. permanent black marker: yes :-)
LOL. I feel ya!
Oh, man. You have a busy fella. How do you keep up with him? :)
That was just in one day? Oy! You're a busy lady!
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Pomtini
The hands grab everything... My two older sons always did, baby too little to grab.
Blog Hopping With Baby... (2 week old on my chest)
Sure keeps life interesting, huh? LOL!
Happy Blog Hoppin' Saturday!
"Margarita Mom"
Wait...I don't see a problem with all of those things! ;)
My daughter is getting to that stage...I can't stand it! Although my house will stay nice and clean...sort of
Sounds like my life every day!
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