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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE BRIDAL HEADPIECES!!!

Some of you may know that I work in the wedding industry. And those of us in this industry musn't take ourselves too seriously, now shall we? While doing my due-diligence in trend-spotting and the latest fashion research, I came across these runway photos from a very talented Haute Couture designer, who shall remain nameless because I don't want him tracking me down and killing me. However, the photos from this fashion show just crack me up.

PLANNER TIP: If you're a bride & were trying to be chic and trend-setting by having an unusual headpiece to add to your bridal attire and wanted ... say... oh I don't know... maybe a clipper ship on your head? Sorry - think again. It's been done. Unfortunately.

Check out these unique headpieces ... I'd guess by the looks on the models' faces, they're real peachy to try to hold up with the mere strength of one's neck.



I'm thinking this next one is some sort of saxophone with a dive-bombing airplane, but any of your guesses would be ultra helpful...



Your standard guitar on the head... ugh - so overdone these days.



Goodness gracious, someone help this woman! Her ruffles are eating her face off!



Enough of the headpieces, let's discuss the next hot hair trend... rosehawks. That's right. You've heard of mohawks and fauxhawks, but now there's something better for your special day!






Kids, hold on to your hats because here comes Sesame Street's very own... Big Bird's Bride!



And now we bring you a very special look at what can happen when you try to plan your own wedding. This is your brain. This is your brain on blueberries. (Doesn't she look like she's having the most wonderful day of her life??)



Just so you all know, I truly truly mean no harm or attack on this amazing designer. I respect his work and am just having a little fun! (But between you and me, I do wonder what malicious woman broke his heart and ripped it to shreds to make him take it out on these poor models.) Just sayin.